were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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