return my video game
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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