they need to just BURY HIM!
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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