You're a womanizer and a bitch.
You surviving the open bar?
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And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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