her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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