STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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