im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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