Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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