Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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