You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.