I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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