Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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