ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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