Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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