But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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