I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
That accounts for only three of the penises
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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