You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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