When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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