haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
