The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Ladies don't puke and tell
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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