And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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