i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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