his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My vagina is officially offended.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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