quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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