fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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