Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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