Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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