Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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