Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You can make out without kissing
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