chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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