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Buhtt sex?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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