So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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