Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
