oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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