the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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