Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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