i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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