I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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