I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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