So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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