forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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