Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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