better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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