honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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