I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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