I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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