You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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