i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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