exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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