i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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