You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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