Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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