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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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