We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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