At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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