I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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