is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
The air taste purple.
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